If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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