he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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