i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
this just has baby written all over it
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I pour the whiskey from now on
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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