The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
vagina is talking i cant
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
bhystjhitsjhtiajielrfrhaug
This is sufficient.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
