when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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