he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
It was confusing and full of hummus
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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