I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
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