i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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