Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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