Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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