remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
i think im in europe. pls send help
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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