Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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