i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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