We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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