Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I believe in your delicious
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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