i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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