her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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