I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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