what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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