The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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