I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
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