One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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