i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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