You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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