she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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