I got chris browned last night
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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