I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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