Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
He did a backflip because drugs
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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