I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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