On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
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The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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