No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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