Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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