Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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