Moan for me like Helen Keller
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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