Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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