she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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