Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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