I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Randomize
