she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
You don't make any sense
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How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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