About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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