Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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