the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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