He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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