I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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