Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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