This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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