Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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