Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Randomize
