haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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