And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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