All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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