I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
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