Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
